bethknell, story idea:
in our starbucks coffee a young girl is going on her first date, and it’s with a girl she’s been talking to, and she’s hoping she doesn’t run into anyone from her school but of course some girls show up and she’s terrified they’re gonna realize she’s on a date. Then her date shows up and the girl wants to leave before the people from her school figure it out, but the date is super confident and i don’t know how this scene would resolve itself but it’s just an idea.
Why was this show ever cancelled. It was gold.
Land caviar is made of eggs laid by the Georgian Land Salmon. A delicacy in most of Europe, the meal is banned in the United States due to the high levels of mercury it contains.
The Georgian Land Salmon itself is a rare fish that can live up to three days out of water, walking on its fins and distilling small amounts of oxygen from the air with its highly efficient gills. The Land Salmon is almost five feet long, by far the largest land fish known to science.
In Europe the fish is called the “Tués Sur La Route,” which translates roughly as “Roadkill” as the fish is slow and often dies attempting to cross the many highways that cover Europe’s coastline. About 50 humans die each year in Land Salmon related car crashes. Ironically, chef Multama al-Samak who pioneered modern land caviar cuisine died in such an accident when a Land Salmon wandered in front of his motorcycle while he rode to his restaurant.
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dashThe turtle one
If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
Some people don’t seem to get this. They say “If you don’t want your noodz stolen, don’t put them on iCloud!” And then everyone’s freaks out and they’re like “I’m just giving advice!”
Because there’s two ways that sentence could be understood. To them it sounds like “Here is some helpful advice…
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser